Smoked Turkey anyone??

Jon is loving the cooking thing. I'm not complaining!! He is going to smoke a Turkey for his families Christmas party... so he wanted to practice... on my Family. LOL... So at 7 am Sunday morning he was up trying to get the turkey started. He ran into a couple problems.. First he wasn't sure how to get the guts and neck out so he kept asking me and eventually the neck just stayed in a cooked with it.. He broke it inside. Then somehow the propane tank was burning inside the pipe and not getting inside the smoker to get it to the heat he needed. After all that and about 8 or 9 hours smoking and checking on it and him being a stress ball and helping me out quite a bit.. he did a great job for the first time!! Love you HUNNY

He was pretty tired after all this. He even started to do the dishes for me cause I couldnt stomach the smell anymore. So while doing them a dish broke and he cut his knuckle. Sorry Hun, But thanks for the efforts.

Then we played The Worst Case Scenario..
This game cracks me up!!! here are just a few of the questions.

HOW TO SURVIVE SHARING AN OFFICE WITH A GASEOUS CO-WORKER?
A: Offer your co-worker chewing gum at any opportunity, particularly bubble gum. Keep some in an easily accessible candy dish at all times.
B: Encourage this person tot drink soda instead of coffee
C:Keep peppermint Tea on h and at all times. Drink some after meals, loudly touting how great it make you feel.

HOW TO REACT IF YOUR TV CATCHES FIRE.
A: Pull the plug and cover the TV from behind with a blanket to suffocate the flames.
B: flip the TV on its front and quickly turn off the power circuit.
C: Make sure the TV is turned off, then throw water on the flames.

These are just pretty funny to me. The directions say they are all right answers.. which one is the best.

Thanks Everyone who came.

Private soon..